“Oh, and you could tell them about the scavenger hunts we used to make you kids go on when we would run out of stuff.” (Some of you already know this story, but to refresh your memory, when we were broke and ran out of household goods, we would go on fake scavenger hunts for stuff we needed. Anything from rolls of Toilet Paper, to Toothpaste, deodorant, eggs, etc. It worked out really well for us most of the time.)